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minus-squarefraksken@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·17 days agoThis is not the first time you have contemplated this, now have you?
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·17 days agoI just can’t get it patented! (Something about "a train" already being a different sex thing) I’ll make a kickstarter (or similar better provider) about it. It will run on solar energy & get up to 30kmph, so spankers need only to hold out their hands or paddles & the little TrampTram™®© will provide them the spankees butt already presented at desired speed. If I lived in the USA I would market this as a judicial and prison tool as well, public spankings is a tradition we gave up for no good reason at all.
This is not the first time you have contemplated this, now have you?
I just can’t get it patented!
(Something about "a train" already being a different sex thing)
I’ll make a kickstarter (or similar better provider) about it.
It will run on solar energy & get up to 30kmph, so spankers need only to hold out their hands or paddles & the little TrampTram™®© will provide them the spankees butt already presented at desired speed.
If I lived in the USA I would market this as a judicial and prison tool as well, public spankings is a tradition we gave up for no good reason at all.