return2ozma@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 27 days agoStraight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay?message-squaremessage-square395fedilinkarrow-up1304arrow-down114
arrow-up1290arrow-down1message-squareStraight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay?return2ozma@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 27 days agomessage-square395fedilink
minus-squareWadeTheWizard@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up73·27 days agoWashing your hands implies you touched your penis and touching penises is gay.
minus-squareArcher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·27 days agoOnly straight way to use a urinal is helicoptering, got it
minus-squarehitmyspotlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·26 days agoI usually just wet my pants to avoid touching my own penis so I don’t get perceived as gay. Shit, I just used the word perceived. Gay af.
Washing your hands implies you touched your penis and touching penises is gay.
Only straight way to use a urinal is helicoptering, got it
I usually just wet my pants to avoid touching my own penis so I don’t get perceived as gay. Shit, I just used the word perceived. Gay af.