Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Curated Tumblr@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month agoTake that, atheistsfiles.catbox.moeexternal-linkmessage-square71fedilinkarrow-up1359arrow-down111
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minus-squarestoy@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up73·1 month agoSo what OOP is saying with their question is that the important attribute about that baby is that it is christian. Meanwhile to a sane person, the important attribute about the baby is that it is a fucking baby flying through the fucking air!
minus-squareDelphia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51arrow-down1·1 month agoIf its a budhist baby I’m putting that little shit out of the park. He will be reincarnated, my conscience is clear. /s
minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoPastor approves wholeheartedly!
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoBut to be a Christian baby it must already be baptized and will therefore go to heaven instead of fucking around with reincarnation until it manages to not be a bad person and go to Nirvana.
So what OOP is saying with their question is that the important attribute about that baby is that it is christian.
Meanwhile to a sane person, the important attribute about the baby is that it is a fucking baby flying through the fucking air!
If its a budhist baby I’m putting that little shit out of the park. He will be reincarnated, my conscience is clear. /s
Clearly the moral option!
Pastor approves wholeheartedly!
But to be a Christian baby it must already be baptized and will therefore go to heaven instead of fucking around with reincarnation until it manages to not be a bad person and go to Nirvana.