PALM BEACH, FL—Outlining his ambitious plans for a potential second presidential term, Republican candidate Donald Trump reportedly made a pledge Thursday to use an obscure 18th-century law to marry his daughter. “We’re moving full steam ahead with ‘Operation Ivanka,’” said Trump, who credited his policy advisors with working around-the-clock for months to discover the loophole […]
It’s sad that I actually needed to check to see if this was an Onion article or not
Reads the title
Goes WTF
Goes back to reread the title in moderate disbelief
Notices the website is theonion
Fuck you onion, you almost had me the first time around!