• VILenin [he/him]@hexbear.netOPM
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    1 year ago

    We used to have Caviar served for first class passengers for trans-pacific flights, there was always one guy who didn’t want it. The crew tried it once, I thought it tasted like nothing plus salt and it was slimy. At least I was being paid to eat it shrug-outta-hecks

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      Ever have a rich fuck tell you how you’re supposed to properly eat it?

      I have. He described the way you’re supposed to (CW: gross description)

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      encircle each fish egg with your practiced tongue and squeeze it until it pops and squirts, savoring each and every fish egg that way.

      The Zucc isn’t the only rich asshole that gives me the shivers.

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        Luckily not to me directly, but I learned plenty of rich people table manners as a kid. Did you know you’re not supposed to use the butter knife directly on the bread, but you have to smear it on the side of your dedicated bread plate? And for the 10 different utensils they give you, it’s like the rich lady from Titanic said, work your way in.

        But I guess that way makes sense if you spent 2000 dollars for two spoonfuls.

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          Luckily not to me directly, but I learned plenty of rich people table manners as a kid. Did you know you’re not supposed to use the butter knife directly on the bread, but you have to smear it on the side of your dedicated bread plate? And for the 10 different utensils they give you, it’s like the rich lady from Titanic said, work your way in.

          It’s always been performative bullshit to constantly test fellow rich fucks for authentic rich fuckiness.