The 5th cheese is always ricotta. Like, no shade to ricotta, but if I wanted fancy cottage cheese, I would be eating lasagna. Not to mention that it is the number two stomach killer of cheeses, right behind the cheese your dad insists he just bought, but it has a promo on it for a signed ball by Stockton and Malone. That cheese is so old and moldy it has basically become a more expensive cheese.
It’s the Ancient Cheese of Foresight!
Nobody wants a five cheese pizza. That is when they break out the weird cheeses.
Feta cheese on pizza is delicious
Yup, the weird cheeses.
But yeah, it is delicious.
I will not stand for this gorgonzola slander
There aren’t even any tomatoes on it. He really did lose the wrong son.
Boromir would have brought one with tomatoes on it
Boromir would have-a brought-a five.
Five pizzas?
Well yeah you fucking cannibal.