callouscomic@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 days agoWhat movie would have ended at the beginning if the people in it acted like normal people?message-squaremessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up184arrow-down13
arrow-up181arrow-down1message-squareWhat movie would have ended at the beginning if the people in it acted like normal people?callouscomic@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square53fedilink
minus-squareClusterBomb@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up19·edit-29 hours agoAlien. “Waow what the f-!” “- DON’T KILL IT!” *kills it* “- Sorry, you were saying?” Still can’t figure why they didn’t kill it when they had opportunity. 😬
minus-squareBroken@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up11·edit-217 hours agoI was thinking more along the lines of: We were woken up to check out this signal. Shine that, let’s go home and get paid. But you know, we’re required by law to do so or we forfeit our payment. OK, so what’s the story we all say? Yeah, nothing there. Must have been a glitch. OK, let’s go home.
Alien.
“Waow what the f-!”
“- DON’T KILL IT!”
*kills it* “- Sorry, you were saying?”
Still can’t figure why they didn’t kill it when they had opportunity. 😬
I was thinking more along the lines of:
We were woken up to check out this signal.
Shine that, let’s go home and get paid.
But you know, we’re required by law to do so or we forfeit our payment.
OK, so what’s the story we all say?
Yeah, nothing there. Must have been a glitch.
OK, let’s go home.