Luckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 年前You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectmessage-squaremessage-square279fedilinkarrow-up1138arrow-down115file-text
arrow-up1123arrow-down1message-squareYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectLuckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 年前message-square279fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareLells@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 年前Can spontaneously manifest any variety of cheese
minus-squarekhelmr@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 年前You’re constantly followed by an army of mice that want to eat your cheese.
minus-squareVanillaGorilla@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 年前Oh I’d pick up some napkins and follow that person. I hope blue cheeses are on the list, and maybe some gruyère 🤤
minus-squareDuckCake@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 年前It appears from a random bodily orifice each time, and never the same one twice.
Can spontaneously manifest any variety of cheese
You’re constantly followed by an army of mice that want to eat your cheese.
Can’t control when you do it.
Oh I’d pick up some napkins and follow that person. I hope blue cheeses are on the list, and maybe some gruyère 🤤
I see no downsides.
Lactose intollerant
It appears from a random bodily orifice each time, and never the same one twice.
Cheese becomes tasteless
But you have no control over where and when.
At the rate of one gram per hour.