Wolf Link 🐺@lemmy.world to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoTIL that this cartoonish piranha catching technique actually worksi.imgur.comvideomessage-square126fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up12arrow-down1videoTIL that this cartoonish piranha catching technique actually worksi.imgur.comWolf Link 🐺@lemmy.world to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square126fedilinkfile-text
Tho I must admit that I would never get that close to the surface with my bare hands while doing this.
minus-squarecabbage@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoAs long as you’re not bleeding or anything, you could safely jump in the water and swim with them!
minus-squarepeopleproblems@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoIdk man I don’t think I’d want to risk being shredded alive the moment I scrape my toe on a rock
minus-squareVilian@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-21 day agoi can confirm my father and their brothers swam, probably every day, in a pond with piranhas, and i don’t think they care to much to verify if they had injures
minus-squarewildcardology@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-223 hours agoMaybe because their piranhas are well fed? Try starving them then jump in.
minus-squaremangaskahn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoPiranhas aren’t even the scariest thing in there https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru_(fish)
minus-squareAstralPath@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agoIf you read the article, they’re not so scary at all. Nothing but myth and legend.
minus-square𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoThere it is, the fish we joke swims up your dick.
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agoOne zip tie could prevent that
minus-square𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-21 day agoDickfish hate this one simple trick!
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agoMen hate this one simple trick as well.
minus-squareGreg Clarke@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days ago you could safely jump in the water and swim with them! But I can’t swim
minus-squareVilian@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agowe have jaguar here too, they bite harder enough to have alligator in their diet :D
minus-squaredon@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoyou could safely jump in the water and swim with them!
minus-squareEightLeggedFreak@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoWell, they find out if they’re a witch or not.
minus-squarenaticus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoJust don’t bleed while drowning so you don’t die.
As long as you’re not bleeding or anything, you could safely jump in the water and swim with them!
Idk man
I don’t think I’d want to risk being shredded alive the moment I scrape my toe on a rock
i can confirm my father and their brothers swam, probably every day, in a pond with piranhas, and i don’t think they care to much to verify if they had injures
Maybe because their piranhas are well fed? Try starving them then jump in.
Piranhas aren’t even the scariest thing in there
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru_(fish)
If you read the article, they’re not so scary at all. Nothing but myth and legend.
There it is, the fish we joke swims up your dick.
One zip tie could prevent that
Dickfish hate this one simple trick!
Men hate this one simple trick as well.
I know I do
But I can’t swim
we have jaguar here too, they bite harder enough to have alligator in their diet :D
you could safely jump in the water
and swimwith them!But after that…
Well, they find out if they’re a witch or not.
Just don’t bleed while drowning so you don’t die.
Lifeguards hate this one trick