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I dunno if it’s my favorite, but morningstar gets 10/10 in the cool name category
The flail.
Always the flail.
The virgin mace wielder: Oh I can’t march more than 20 miles a day, this thing keeps hitting my knee, my steed has a noticable limp to the right because I hit her while dismounting.
The Chad rock wielder: I’m sure there will be rocks when we get there.
Shield boss, of course.
I fucking knew a mace wasn’t actually spiky, NYT Connections suck my dick, you are wrong, I am right, the connection doesn’t exist between those words and l demand satisfaction.
Of all things, I’m reminded of Anchorman
Good old rock. Nothing beats rock.
How would paper even?
“Nah, rock flies right through paper!”- Mickey Abbott
Big stick always win. It breaks? Now two stick.
The lions would win if they attacked at night
OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don’t like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I’m assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you’ve wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We’ve talked to ourselves. We’ve communicated and said ‘You know what, lion tastes good, let’s go get some more lion’. We’ve developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.
Bec de corbin my beloved
But 6 of the 11 items here are not blunt.
Blunt is a state of mind 🧘♂️
No one is asking you what your favorite medieval weapon is?
You’re not playing enough Chivalry II
Heavy Mace son
It depends if you expect to encounter enemy cavalry or not.
You know there’s a story in Indian mythology of a dude needing to kill a demon and asks a sage for help. Sage says use my bones dies and gets crafted into a mace that is then used to successfully kill the demon.
There’s a separate story of Vishnu killing a demon and fashioning his bones into a mace. So yeah maces.
Metal.
Or, uh, Bone?
Some of these really stretch the definition of blunt pretty far. I’d accept “non-bladed” or “impact”
The pommel of course, so that you can end your opponent rightly!
