“I don’t get it, why can’t I have the chips”
“YOU CANT HAVE THE CHIPS BECAUSE YOURE EATING TOO MANY CHIPS”
“Well did you want some of the chips? I’m sorry”
“NO I DIDNT WANT ANY OF THOSE DISGUSTING CHIPS. ARE YOU AWARE HOW CHEAP THEY ARE? They cost me a cent per bag, they cannot be good for you.”
“Well can I have a bag of chips then?”
“NO YOU CANT, because you KEEP EATING THE CHIPS. I can’t go buying all these boxes”
“Don’t you just get one box a ymonth? Why does it matter when you buy it?”
“IT’S A WASTEFUL EXPENSE”
“Hey Mac check it out I just found a box of chips in the dumpster, completely fine, someone just threw it out, can you believe it?”
The gang gets together while Dennis does fuckin chip math that devolves in to him screaming.
“I don’t get it, why can’t I have the chips”
“YOU CANT HAVE THE CHIPS BECAUSE YOURE EATING TOO MANY CHIPS”
“Well did you want some of the chips? I’m sorry”
“NO I DIDNT WANT ANY OF THOSE DISGUSTING CHIPS. ARE YOU AWARE HOW CHEAP THEY ARE? They cost me a cent per bag, they cannot be good for you.”
“Well can I have a bag of chips then?”
“NO YOU CANT, because you KEEP EATING THE CHIPS. I can’t go buying all these boxes”
“Don’t you just get one box a ymonth? Why does it matter when you buy it?”
“IT’S A WASTEFUL EXPENSE”
“Hey Mac check it out I just found a box of chips in the dumpster, completely fine, someone just threw it out, can you believe it?”
Charlie did you break in to my home again I keep telling you don’t touch my stuff