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I don’t think that’s a B-52X. I think that’s a… ROCK LOBSTER! DOWN… DOWN…
Captain’s Log Stardate 43125.9 While cruising through the ionosphere, I saw these alien beings / Everywhere I went up there, they were shakin’ their alien things / I’ll give you a genuine faux pearl ring if ya git on up and shake / Your… honeybuns! Shake your honeybuns! Shake! Don’t let it rest on the President’s desk, rock the house! / Oh yeah! Yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh! Cosmic! Wooo! Shake that thing! Cosmic!
Approaching Planet Claire, captain.
I have long believed that any story that takes place in the far future and the USA still exists, but the B-52 is not still flying around space or whatever is unrealistic.
They already have a recon version ready to do arial photography when Hell freezes over.
What about Helvetica photography?
Comic sans
This cracked me pretty good. Congrats
Those nacelles look right on that plane. It’s destined to never be obsolete.
Thought this was a crossover on noncredibledefense for a second
Edit: Of course it was posted there first.
Out of curiosity, I compared their relative sizes. https://files.catbox.moe/iyiuec.png
The D is ~650m long, the Buff is ~50m long.
That’s just photo perspective
Everyone inflates the size of the d though, it’s mostly forced perspective.
She’s thicc.