holy shit, everyone on the enterprise is RIPPED
Pretty sure this was all drawn by Pablo Marcos, who was a superhero artist that worked for both DC and Marvel at different points. Figures he probably really only had consistent way of drawing people seeing that he was mainly a superhero artist.
And Picard is nine feet tall. I guess that’s why he’s in charge.
They’ll probably come up with a way in the future to make you super muscular and lean without putting any hard work into it. Just consult your doctor if Muscolesta is right for you and live a moderately active lifestyle.
There’s already a genetic mutation that does that.
Myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy is not known to cause any medical problems, and affected individuals are intellectually normal.
And it makes you look like this:
That’s a house-cat, and it looks like that without having to lift weights. Some people have this mutation too, and it’s particularly dramatic in children who would otherwise never be that muscular. (I’d post pictures but I’m not sure about the ethics of sharing photos of other people’s swole toddlers even when they’re already available online.)
A guy at the gym has some shots to sell you now.
If you don’t mind changing into a raging asshole, horrible acne, having your balls shrivel.
Really no downsides?
The downside is you still have to work out.
That’s a deal breaker
Same overall aesthetics of 90s X-Men comics. Dr. Crusher looks a lot like Rogue.
Aight but the fuck is this? Kid looks like he’s about to draw two cards from pot of greed.
Superhero artists are usually very bad at drawing children.
This is a comic from between 1990 and 1994, the height of the ultra ripped Liefeld era of comics for sure. If I’m correct that the artist was Pablo Marcos, he’d been working for years as a comic artist but he seemed to basically just stick to hyper muscular anatomy for everything he’d been doing since the 70s.
When are we getting a Lower Decks episode where they go to the swole universe?
If they do, I’d hope for the comic version of the mirror universe. Everyone is swole AND sleeveless. Even Barclay.
Look at Wes’ hair. He could be in a smash mouth video.
They go to the swole universe and Ransom is a skinny shy LGJ who works in astrometrics
Swole AF
led by Captain Jean-Luc Picarm and First Officer Hiker
Is Geordi going to be OK?
You can tell from the pixels.
I like the dedication to S1&2 uniforms. More form fitting.
Pipe them in
Tasha does not have that much ass. No way.
Picard doesn’t have 80 pounds of shred, either.
He changed the earl grey for earl whey protein
well, no… i’m not exactly complaining about either tho
It’s all in the stance.
damn i need to learn this magic
See above
I am seeing above. I’ve been looking above for a while…
I’m more surprised by middle aged Picard with 5% body fat and can bench 300 lbs
The away team just consists of a drunk scientist and his young ward.
“I’m red shirt Riiiiiick!”
Exactly the kind of thing I’d expect a person about to lick butts to say.
First they tell you they’re not going to lap at your leather Cheerio, but the next thing you know they’re tongue punching your fart box.
To boldly rim where no one’s rimmed before.
The Riker maneuver.
Picard looking like Galactus
I don’t see why you need context. He’s not going down to lick any butts.
Before sending down a team to impregnate a planet
Right? This seems very straightforward.
Whoever drew that comic is worse at drawing hands then Rob Liefeld is at drawing feet.
