• Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Damn look at this fat cat over here being able to afford Ritz. Us plebs get to share a singular saltine for the week. We used to take turns licking the salt off for dinner and had the soggy biscuit for breakfast the following morning.

      On a serious note though, I feel ya. Hopefully your doing better as an adult. ♥️

      • CluckN@lemmy.world
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        Look at this fat cat capitalist with a table. We use to take turns breathing inside McDonalds just to get a whiff of nutrients.

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          Look at Bill Gates over here. We couldn’t even afford nothing. We always had something and it was dreadful

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            Ooh lah de dah Elon Musk here with his something. We had to live in a perfect vacuum and hope a quark would pop into existence out of the quantum foam so we could eat it. And we were expected to like it that way.