• MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I have pointy teeth and slicey teeth specifically meant for eating meat. Eating any amount of meat apparently will give me type 2 diabetes immediately.

    So the point of this article is that god DOES exist, and he’s a sadistic prick?

    Is that really news at this point though?

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      2 months ago

      Don’t pandas have very carnivore-like teeth and exist primarily on bamboo? I don’t think teeth are a good argument here

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      2 months ago

      I have pointy teeth and slicey teeth specifically meant for eating meat.

      Your asshole leads to your digestive system, also, so I guess we could argue you’re meant to eat broomhandles by jumping onto them while someone else holds them vertically.