return2ozma@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 month agoHow do you get a guest to leave when they won't take the hint you want them to leave?message-squaremessage-square63fedilinkarrow-up130arrow-down13
arrow-up127arrow-down1message-squareHow do you get a guest to leave when they won't take the hint you want them to leave?return2ozma@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square63fedilink
minus-squarecabron_offsets@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month ago“My wife and I planned something special for tonight and I have to do my anal douche.”
minus-squareivanafterall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month ago“You’re not going to believe this, but I brought my anal douche, just in case you wanted to douche together!”
minus-squarereturn2ozma@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoWell, I am gay so… you’re not wrong.
“My wife and I planned something special for tonight and I have to do my anal douche.”
“You’re not going to believe this, but I brought my anal douche, just in case you wanted to douche together!”
Well, I am gay so… you’re not wrong.