“School’s out forever, man, fuck education!”

…and that, ladies and gentlemen, is the kind of person who became a republican, is what they said upon getting that high school diploma.

Those fuckers got red-pilled hard, never knew what hit 'em. Murdoch had already softened them up, then #maga came along. Facebook turned their brains to overloaded mush and we didn’t notice until it was too late, they fell for the loud angry and conspiracy corners of the internet and had all been ruined, beyond the reach of reason.