Deez beans :3
Coffee.
Jelly beans. The fancy ones with many flavours like butter, apple, and cinnamon.
You’ll surely have those bean flavours to talk about, if nothing else.
Make sure to pair them with the milk steak.
Chickpeas, as long as you’re into that
Probably not until the end of the date.
And only with consent
Chickpeas
What’s that even supposed to be
Pinto, just be sure to take them with a full glass of water. And for fuck’s sake, whatever you do, _if you value your life, _ DO NOT eat ███ ██████ beans or you could literally die.
Red Beans & Rice
Black eyed peas. I’m not gonna tellya twice.
He ain’t fooling me twice no more.
Toe.
Toe beans will have your date swooning (albeit not for you)
Oh dear god the beans are back…
Always 4 bean mix for a blind date. Something for everyone.
Baked.
doesn’t matter as long as you know how to lick them.
No beans
Kidney beans, for when she steals your kidneys.
Chole and rajma are goated