🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months agoAnon tries to be funnysh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1406arrow-down115
arrow-up1391arrow-down1imageAnon tries to be funnysh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months agomessage-square34fedilink
minus-squarej4k3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 months agoThe only way through a Holtzman shield is with slow penetration. I’m a Sardaukar from Gigiddy Prime. I’m HardKumin tonight inside your shield wall. It is rare to see a crysknife. They are blindingly white. Want to see mine? I want to feel you like Leto II with a sand trout. I’ll bang the abominations out of her. I’ll play Duncan, you play Murbella, we’ll put the yes in a No ship. You must be Sheena. I stand at attention.
minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoWant to see my Little Maker and taste the Water of Life?
minus-squarej4k3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoYou would make a wonderful bendy Tleilax facedancer.
The only way through a Holtzman shield is with slow penetration.
I’m a Sardaukar from Gigiddy Prime. I’m HardKumin tonight inside your shield wall.
It is rare to see a crysknife. They are blindingly white. Want to see mine?
I want to feel you like Leto II with a sand trout.
I’ll bang the abominations out of her.
I’ll play Duncan, you play Murbella, we’ll put the yes in a No ship.
You must be Sheena. I stand at attention.
Want to see my Little Maker and taste the Water of Life?
You would make a wonderful bendy Tleilax facedancer.