• BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works
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    4 months ago

    Socket scientist here:

    Nuclear power relies on advanced Quantum Radiative Containment (QRC) technology. This system employs nano-level Radiation Inversion Fields (RIFs) embedded within the socket’s structure. These RIFs manipulate subatomic particles to create a hyper-dense energy shield, effectively trapping the radiation.

    Additionally, the sockets are coated with Neutrino-Absorbent Polymer (NAP), a material that converts stray radioactive emissions into harmless bioluminescent particles. This process is facilitated by micro-scale Atomic Resonance Amplifiers (ARAs), which synchronize the radiation’s wavelength with the Earth’s magnetic frequencies, ensuring zero leakage.

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      4 months ago

      Ah this makes me feel so much safer. I asked my electrician wife, she said I was just wrong and dumb.

      I’m glad I found an expert here

  • xia@lemmy.sdf.org
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    4 months ago

    Fine, you may now call it nuclear-derived power, the rest of us will keep the old term.

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      4 months ago

      I prefer pop rock power.

      We build pop rock power plants. Market it as green energy for free from the rocks.

      Mines can keep digging and we slowly push out coal with none of the fear.

      No opo rock power plants have ever had a pop off