• corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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    3 months ago

    Hillbillies don’t watch the Olympics.

    1. No monster trucks
    2. No bud light
    3. No tailgaters
    4. Loud cars missing
    5. Very few tough-guy sports.

    Like, sure, we need to move the fencing to a chariot race, and make jousting and full contact gladiatorial combat a thing. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

    Then we’ll get the hicks watching. Just dont call it SCA as that’s a nerd thing.