The Puritans were religiously oppressed into leaving England for the New World. That is what we were all taught as children. This kind of bullshit is why the English didn’t want them around anymore.
I once heard a comedian joke about how America was a country founded by people that were too uptight for fucking ENGLAND. And fuck me if it ain’t the truth.
So can we push them off to the next place then? We’re mostly out of unpopulated landmasses now though, so maybe offer them a nice flotilla of plastic drums and rusted-out truck beds in international water somewhere??
The Puritans were religiously oppressed into leaving England for the New World. That is what we were all taught as children. This kind of bullshit is why the English didn’t want them around anymore.
I once heard a comedian joke about how America was a country founded by people that were too uptight for fucking ENGLAND. And fuck me if it ain’t the truth.
So can we push them off to the next place then? We’re mostly out of unpopulated landmasses now though, so maybe offer them a nice flotilla of plastic drums and rusted-out truck beds in international water somewhere??
Oooo! Can I build it!? I loved that movie water world. Not because of the plot but just the amazing visuals and adventure of it all.
Sorry. I have so many ideas for this though.
“Paper! Look at it! Smell it! PAPER!”
They could go live on the garbage island floating in the ocean. I don’t think anyone has claimed that yet.
Solve the Falkland islands debate by coming to an agreement that it’s where Trump supporters should be exiled to.
Have you ever noticed how some Puritan beliefs parallel with Jehovah Witnesses?