Several top Russian officials have plunged to their deaths from windows in recent years, including a top oil executive and a defense official.

  • Noerttipertti@sopuli.xyz
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    5 months ago

    They just have to add some flourish.
    Falling from the basement window on 6 bullets someone accidentaly dropped on the ground while shooting themselves 3 times to the back of the head with hands tied behind their back after totally by accident splashing novichok on their undies.