• Comment105@lemm.ee
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    3 months ago

    It doesn’t mean you’re gonna have a chill week.

    It means literally nothing.

    “You drew a royal flush, congratulations. That means the local mayor will give you an enema. Since it’s in the suit of clubs, that means it’ll happen on Tuesday afternoon. That’ll be $30, thanks. Go get flushed, retard.”