• SuiXi3D@fedia.io
      5·
      2 months ago

      Right up until the money runs out and you get evicted because nobody will hire you.

      • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        3·
        2 months ago

        The fear of a resume gap is pretty tyrannical, I think a better solution than being afraid of ever going a while without a job would be resolve to just lie if you have to. Plus there’s a variety of ways to make money other than a job, not all of which are illegal.

      • dactylotheca@suppo.fiOPEnglish
        3·
        2 months ago

        Could always sell drugs.

        For legal purposes this comment is a joke. Don’t sell drugs. Drugs are bad.

          • dactylotheca@suppo.fiOPEnglish
            2·
            2 months ago

            Oh I wish it was cool, it’s been so hot lately but I guess that’s how it’s going to be from here on out.

            Definitely not selling weapons-grade LSD

  • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world
    1·
    2 months ago

    Legit used to have a friend who was like this. He’d always apologize for being an inconvenience - eating my food and opening windows while the AC was on. Then he wouldn’t change shit about he did his life. After a few years it was like “alright bud shape up or ship out”. Hooked up the computer so he could job hunt and left for 2 days. Came back and checked the history - 16 episodes of DBZ watched, 2 jobs applied for. And that was the end of the friendship.

  • otacon239@feddit.de
    1·
    2 months ago

    “You don’t need a million dollars to do nothin’. I got a cousin that’s broke and he don’t do shit.”