Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump recently selected Ohio Sen. J.D. Vance as his running mate. The Onion takes a look at the author and venture capitalist’s background and political stances.
  • solsangraal@lemmy.zipEnglish
    381·
    2 months ago

    poor onion couldn’t compete with reality so they had to start printing facts

    • alekwithak@lemmy.worldEnglish
      281·
      2 months ago

      I was gonna say…

      "Face Shape: Cherubic.

      Go-To Eyeliner Brand: Covergirl Intensify Me! Liquid Liner in Intense Black.

      When Scanned At Vet Microchip ldentifies Owner As: Peter Thiel".

      Where even is the satire?

    • classic@fedia.io
      11·
      2 months ago

      Facts my ass 😡 this is clarely a lIbTaRd hit piece!! Vance’s favorite eyeliner is Urban Decay 24/7 Glide-On Waterproof Eyeliner Pencil

      Maybe if you weren’t busy with your pronouns you would knoe that