• Aganim@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      When encountering an aggressive shopping cart, remember:

      Shoot off a limb and they’re still 86% combat effective. Here’s a tip: Aim for the nerve stem and put it down for good…

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        1 year ago

        What part of a shopping cart is the nerv stem? The coin thingie?

        The only good shopping cart, is a dead shopping cart.

        • scurry@lemmy.world
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          Go for the door at the back. Its contents will spill out and it won’t have the momentum to hurt you anymore.