Atlanta-area prosecutors investigating efforts to overturn the 2020 election results in Georgia are in possession of text messages and emails directly connecting members of Donald Trump’s legal team to the early January 2021 voting system breach in Coffee County, sources tell CNN.
Wait… there’s a Coffee County in Georgia?
What if he was planning this since 2017, and their code name for the operation was “covfefe”…
A covert operation involving coffee county, but executed poorly? I think you cracked the case!
Honestly, it was probably supposed to be covffee, but the dumbass not only tweeted it instead of texting, but also misspelled it.
There’s a whole damn Waffle House of counties.
Early, Cook, Crisp, Bacon, and Coffee are all GA counties.
As a now-westerner, the only explanation I can come up with is that it’s a job-creation scheme for crooked sheriffs.
(We got a few of those out here too mind you, seems to go with the job)
Shit for a while you had the pick of the litter out there: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Arpaio
Georgia has more counties than any other state*. We’re fuckin’ overflowing with counties 'round here!
(* Edit: except Texas, which I forgot about, but which doesn’t count because having a lot of counties makes sense for a huge state)
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Georgia has a county for everyone’s asshole too.