Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days agoWe cater any event!sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square70fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageWe cater any event!sh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days agomessage-square70fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squarelightnsfw@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 days agoA catered quiet night alone sounds pretty dope actually.
minus-squareNaoPb@eviltoast.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-26 days agoCatering companies would love to bring you food for 10 people and the plates to keep it warm for your quiet night alone. All you gotta do is pay.
minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 days agoWaiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket? Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?
minus-squareHonkyTonkWoman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 days agoAnother one comes around to gather your empty champagne glasses… “This one’s still full, want me to leave it?” “Nah, you can dump it. I wasn’t up for going to the toilet after being called a pig in a blanket…”
A catered quiet night alone sounds pretty dope actually.
Catering companies would love to bring you food for 10 people and the plates to keep it warm for your quiet night alone. All you gotta do is pay.
Waiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket?
Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?
Another one comes around to gather your empty champagne glasses…
“This one’s still full, want me to leave it?”
“Nah, you can dump it. I wasn’t up for going to the toilet after being called a pig in a blanket…”