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When I hear someone in the wild singing, “Pants on the ground”, I will agree with you.
It’s the circle of pants,
And we wear them all!
From the tightest skinny jeans,
To the widest jnco’s
While everyone is entitled to their preferences, if it’s not a tapered fit then they’re wrong.
/s
(But tapered fit is my preference though. Looks much classier than either extremes)
And here I am on the 10th year of wearing cargo shorts every day of the year.
Now they’re in
I used to be in, but then they changed what ‘in’ was.
Now, apparently, they’ve changed it back!
I wish I still had my JNCOs.
Or I should get one of those man skirts, like what the guard dude in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon wore.
I don’t think I would like skinny jeans even if I was skinny.
Kilts FTW. Not only do they allow you to take a shit on the battlefield easily, it also makes it far easier to teabag your fallen foes.
Are kilts only short? 🤔
The thing I was referring to previously is like a long skirt. Almost like you took a dress and just wore it from the waist down. I don’t know what those would be called, but I want one so bad.
Every kilt I’ve ever worn comes to the bottom of my knees. That’s a few inches longer than normal, normally they reach the top of your knee-cap. They could be longer I suppose, but that inhibits the previously mentioned pooping abilities.
My pants should be loose up top for my cock and balls while being more well fitted past the knee so they dont catch on stuff. Fuck all ya im right.
So Justin Bieber circa 2014, i.e. dropcrotch pants, aka diaper pants.
I think those are some of the most hideous pants ever. Or do you mean like Swiss Guard pants?
Duluth cargo pants that I got in my first year of highschool that have just kinda ended up being that way after avout a decade. I have been five foot fucken five since I was 14.
From the description, I’m picturing Dedra Meero and her uniform’s pants.
Where I live, every goddamn girl is wearing yoga pants.
And I’m not complaining.
I hope yoga pants never go out of style.
Cotton or even polyester chinos of regular fit. More comfortable than any jeans and also better looking imo
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Great. I need to restock my supply of comfortable pants so I can survive the next skinny pants winter
When’s the dress coming back? Toga, kilt, long tunic etc. The balls desire airy freedom!
I’m going commando in harem pants. Balls have all the airy freedom they desire.
MC Hammer called them parachute pants.
Even kilts have fashion cycles
Be the change you wish to see in the world!
Saw a young dude at the movies wearing Jnco Jeans. The cycle is almost complete.
My son just asked me the other day if I had any JNCOs in my closet that he could have lmao
The 17yo summer worker at my job wears jnco jeans
Woo, I’m moderately fashionable again! Okay, maybe less “moderately.”
I just wear shorts
Beware the short length cycle, you may soon need to wear those very short shorts like in the 80s
The stage after that is lycra
…i’ve been waiting thirty years for pinch-rolling to come back into vogue: is now my time to shine?..
I don’t think scratching your balls in public was ever socially acceptable.