If you ain’t using the Force to give yourself a handy, or a backdoor adventure, or a double stuffed, or any variation thereof then what is the point? What is the damn point of all that training?

I’m sure plenty of Jedi have used a lightsaber as a dildo in one shape or another.

Looks like one of those Hitachi station power converters 😏

Prison wallet

Darth Talon would do that but with the lightsaber activated.