His infantile behavior distracts from his actual age.
His spray on tan helps a lot. I saw a picture of him without his tan and everytime I look at a picture of him I remember his pale and old skin.
After Trump dies, I think Democrats should start wearing Maga hats and flying Gadson Flags.
"We are going to Make America Great Again by socializing healthcare! "
“Don’t tread on me! Save the environment just like Rough Rider Teddy Roosevelt!”
Make the other side scramble for once instead of always being on the defensive.
As part of the LGBTQ+ community, if Trump and Republicans get control I’m sure I’d eventually be wearing a MAGA hat that stands for Make America Gay Again.
By copying their slogans?
Yes, because they then have to come up with all new branding. Corporations can stop it by registering trademarks. But political speech can’t be trademarked. Confusing the brand forces politicians to run on ideas rather than the popular brand.
amphetamines?
I’d actually be in favor of mandatory drug tests before debates. Wanna keep that war on drugs going? Put your money where your mouth is, and show us you’re not hopped up on Adderall for your debates.
Hatred keeps people young
I’m only half joking, you need some kind of vigor or spirit to sustain you, and it seems like bitterness is a certain type of vigor that works for the criterion.