• Zagorath
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    6 months ago

    Don’t worry, it’s kept totally secure and absolutely nobody can view the images except for Elon.

  • JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca
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    6 months ago

    If you wanted to see under the kilt, you only needed to ask…or not even, sometimes.

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    6 months ago

    This is only a temporary stopgap until Musk figures out a way to ship a miniature clone of himself with every Tesla who will live under your driver’s seat.

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    6 months ago

    I know there’s a joke in here about the pricks driving the cars but I’m too tired to figure out what it is.

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    6 months ago

    At press time, the feature was reportedly discontinued after the company discovered not a single Tesla owner was a woman.

    Damn, the Onion is too good. I was going to make that joke when I saw the headline lol