• edwardbear@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    How dare you have secrets? What are you hiding there? Why are you trying to have privacy? How dare you?

    • Optional@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      Remain calm. Assume the position. Your patience is appreciated. A legally authorized operative will be with you shortly. Stop resisting. Or else it gets the hose again.