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minus-squareConfused_Emus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·20 days agoI need to print up a bunch of cards saying, “If you fuck like you park you’ll never get it in,” for all the absurd parking jobs I see.
minus-squareJimmyBigSausage@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·20 days agoWhat about the female vehicle owners?
minus-squareConfused_Emus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·20 days agoI guess to continue the metaphor, “getting it in” requires the coordination of both partners, so the ladies have to line up right, too.
I need to print up a bunch of cards saying, “If you fuck like you park you’ll never get it in,” for all the absurd parking jobs I see.
What about the female vehicle owners?
Statement still works
I guess to continue the metaphor, “getting it in” requires the coordination of both partners, so the ladies have to line up right, too.
Peggings a thing…