• Something Burger 🍔@jlai.lu
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    6 months ago

    “Act of God”, get fucked. Also we raised your monthly fee by 50% because, based on previous events, you’re more likely than others to have you car Hulk-smashed.

    • taiyang@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      Insurance must be through the roof the same way it’s gone up the last few years because of higher accident rates globally.