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I wouldn’t fuck with George Clooney, Russia. His much more important wife is probably already planning to take you down in the ICC.
Holy crap. TIL https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amal_Clooney
Yeah, it really sucks that her husband is more well-known than her and I have a feeling he’d agree.
Ha! Say what you will about Obama, the man has a sense of humor.
Suddenly the whole thing with him owning a spy satellite makes more sense.
Not if the US takes down the ICC first!
What are they going to do, bomb The Hague?
More like ignore them. It’s been casually effective to date.
Although bombing isn’t off the table either.
does the hague have oil?
That isn’t George clooney… That is Jurge Clooners
You mean the Golden Snowflake Award-winning actor, who portrayed the titular character in The Nazi Who Played Yahtzee?
Mr. Clooney’s reaction upon hearing the news:
Do you have just like a trillion gifs saved somewhere, or do you make them on demand?
Nah, I just have a “trivia night” kind of memory and find them as needed.
How come my gifs aren’t moving when I upload? They’re moving on my phone.
One thing I’ve noticed is that if the file is a gifv, remove the “v” and it tends to work better. For anything else, no idea.
Not op but if I need a specific gif of some movie I was reminded and I cant find it online I’ll go on my plex app and record my phones screen and then use that to make a quick gif on imgur haha
Do you have just like a trillion
gifsmovies saved somewhereBasically, whatever my family and some friends request my server sources it plus some lists of latest movies and shows that are released automagically get pulled so I have about 100tb of movies and shows at any given time depending on when my deleter docker purges old stuff
Damn bro, you must be loaded to afford all the licensing costs!
Oh. Um. Sure, yeah. Yeah. Definitely.
What is this from? I guess I’ve never seen him in his youth
Retuuuuuuuuuuuurn!
Of the killer tomatoes!
Productly placed
Pump toothpaste! I forgot all about those. Why did we think that squeezing a tube was so hard we needed a pump?
Beer and an Oh Henry?
Yeah, feed him to the Siberian Tigers. That’s as bad as beer and a PBJ.
That combo might go with this:
Not that I would ever drink such an abomination.
Peanut butter stouts are some of the most disgusting, vile, sacrilegious beers on the planet. We should be boycotting them. What is the name of the brewery that created this filth? Specifically, what brewery? And do they distribute to Oregon? I’ll buy them all so no one else has to suffer their creamy sins.
Idunno, but I definitely wouldn’t glance at the glass to the right of the beer. No matter what you do, don’t look at that glass.
Russia is actually just a Monty Python sketch now. And not one of the good ones everyone knows. Like a 6/10 Monty Python sketch.
One where a bunch of Gumbys are just improvising.
Steven Seagal should just fuck off to vatnikland if he likes it so much.
Trump will call him a mediocre actor in one of his upcoming rants because Trump is Putins cock holster
You shouldn’t degrade cock holsters by lumping Trump in with them.
As someone who’s had a grudge against Clooney since 2001, please don’t make me agree with trump.
What the hell did George Clooney do to you in 2001?
Why the grudge?
But Clooney didn’t act in 2001. Or was there a remake with him, like with Soderbergh’s Solaris?
“Alcoholic shithead posts incoherent nonsense on x formerly known as twitter”
Said the way only a Daper Dan man can!
Time to rewatch O Brother, Where Art Thou
Russia on its quest to find something it can fight and win against.
And they chose Batman?
They’re not very good at it, are they? :D
Clooneys don’t seem that.
Mediocre? He’s the goddamn paterfamilias!
They think… He is… A toad.
A horny toad?
He’s bonafide!
Damn, that’s a deep cut.
Well, we ain’t usin’ Fop, goddamnit.
I’m a Dapper Dan man.
Medvedev’s drinking again?
Oof, is Russia going to war on two fronts?
Ask Hitler how well that turned out for him.
If Putin thinks he can outprank Clooney, he’s very mistaken.
russia didn’t declare war on amal because amal would destroy them.
I guess we will have to arrest renowned Russian actors like… Ehhhhhh… Eva Elfie?
Seriously, I was going to say Milla Jovovich but she’s Ukrainian.
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Don’t bring Eva Elfie into this
I do enjoy her work
She is a master of her craft
She’s indeed a master bait.
I don’t know her ideologies, but I’m willing to separate the persona from her works.
I guess we will have to arrest renowned Russian actors like… Ehhhhhh… Eva Elfie?
I mean, it’s understandable that you want to arrest or at least detain her.
I would like her to arrest me honestly.
