gumnut to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 7 months agoA good leader always farts first 💨external-linkmessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1327arrow-down117
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minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·7 months agoThis is why I fart constantly whenever I’m in the office. Not only am I asserting dominance, but I’m setting an example for the junior engineers.
minus-squareLocalhorst86@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up30·7 months agoFart for the position you want, not the position you have.
minus-squarePM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·7 months agoBroke: not farting in the office Woke: farting in the office Bespoke: sharting in the office
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-27 months ago#3 is why I keep a backup outfit stashed under my desk.
This is why I fart constantly whenever I’m in the office. Not only am I asserting dominance, but I’m setting an example for the junior engineers.
Fart for the position you want, not the position you have.
Broke: not farting in the office
Woke: farting in the office
Bespoke: sharting in the office
#3 is why I keep a backup outfit stashed under my desk.