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And everyone in town will tell you how FUCKING life changing Scratchy Dick’s will be, then you try it, and it’s, like, just not bad.
Or worse: bad
And its the only place open all week
Locals call it Scringos
The locals just call it The Shack and it might just be a dirty tourist trap but damn if their wings don’t slap and it has the cheapest and coldest beer on the beach.
Just be sure not to confuse it with Scratchy Dick’s Big Fuck Shack (with crabs). Entirely different experience.
On the other hand, American beaches have far less old man dong swinging around.
Yeah, because Americans are prudes and are afraid of human bodies, sex and abortions.
I’m not afraid of any of those things, I just don’t want to see some old guy’s low-hanging ballsack.
Don’t stare then
Right… And you also don’t want to see abortions.
No, I’d be fine with seeing that. I’ve edited many medical videos.
Please don’t speak on my behalf.
Ok, so abortions are better than dongs for you. That’s a progress above an average murican!
The freedom to have an abortion is, indeed, much more important to me than the freedom to be naked on a beach.
Why isn’t that true with you?
Well, you see, the problem is that they all have the same importance. Unless you’re a prude.
I’m trying to make sense of this comment. All I can gather is wherever you are from only bisexual men are allowed to have abortions… Sorry @[email protected] , no abortions for you until you want to see an old man’s dingle berries.
You can’t make sense because that squid person tries their best to derail the conversation.
Clear winner
Clear weiner?
Those are kept in the nightstand at home.
Sounds made up but 100% literally true
I found several Le Nautiluses in beach towns in France, so it checks out so far.
Here’s the other piece https://dirtydickscrabs.com/menu/
In Latin America too but they call them Mandinga Ranchs, basically “The biggest black dick of the biggest black dicks ranch”
