• Tristaniopsis
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    9 months ago

    There was this one time. I saw a guy. He picked up a boot, and licked it.

    “Woah.” I said to myself.

    “That,” I went on, in my interior voice, “is an egregious example of boot-licking.”

    That’s it. That’s my story. Subscribe and hit the ‘like’ button.

    • GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Your story moved me and touched me. I shed a tear, just like every person in a story that Donald Trump tells, that’s how much you touched me. You are an inspiration to us all!

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        9 months ago

        Where did I touch you? Can you prove it court? Otherwise I’m going to have to sue you for defamation for $100.

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      9 months ago

      Hey everybody!

      How, are, you, doing?

      This is you boii Stoy comming at you from the comments, and it is time for another reaction comment!

      🤪

      This time we have Tristaniopsis in a Lemmy thread about bootlicking, I have never heard about bootlicking before, so this will be a freash reaction!

      Now everybody, please remember to hit that save link on this comment, and lets go!

      There was this one time.

      🤨

      I saw a guy.

      😲

      He picked up a boot, and licked it.

      😱

      “Woah” I said to myself.

      😬

      “That” I went on, in my interior voice, “is an egregious example of boot-licking.”

      😆

      That’s it.That’s my story.Subscribe and hit the ‘like’ button.

      Well that was really a reaction! Thank you so much for reading and I’ll see you next time!