MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoNo money for coffee? Just take out a loan.lemmy.todayexternal-linkmessage-square120fedilinkarrow-up1885arrow-down118
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minus-squareveroxiilinkfedilinkarrow-up23·1 month agoBy next week you should be able to roll that over and get a second mortgage secured against the first pizza for a new pizza.
minus-squaremorgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 month agoluckily I don’t have to eat every day!
minus-squarey0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoThis is why I financed the whole pizza and take out pizza equity loans as I pay it off. It affords a few slices every now and then.
By next week you should be able to roll that over and get a second mortgage secured against the first pizza for a new pizza.
luckily I don’t have to eat every day!
This is why I financed the whole pizza and take out pizza equity loans as I pay it off. It affords a few slices every now and then.
Pizza mortgage lmao