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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago

Anon takes the long way home

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Anon takes the long way home

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago
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  • zurohki
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    9 months ago

    Plot twist: Dad knows about the monster in the woods and that’s why he wants to make sure anon gets home on time.

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      Directed by: M. Night Shyamalan

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      9 months ago

      Dad is the monster.

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        And OP is the blind girl.

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      And the beatings are to strengthen him for when the time comes…?

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        I get beaten twice a week.

        Although my beaters call it jiu jitsu.

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