WoodScientist@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days agoJames Earl Jones has died. For his funeral, let's stuff him in a Vader suit and give him an epic funeral pyre.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareJames Earl Jones has died. For his funeral, let's stuff him in a Vader suit and give him an epic funeral pyre.WoodScientist@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square0fedilink
WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 11 days agoLet's direct half of the National Science Foundation budget to hire a bunch of priests, mystics, nuns, and holy men to spend all day praying for divine inspiration for our various research efforts.plus-squarelemmy.worldimagemessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1imageLet's direct half of the National Science Foundation budget to hire a bunch of priests, mystics, nuns, and holy men to spend all day praying for divine inspiration for our various research efforts.plus-squarelemmy.worldWoodScientist@lemmy.world · 11 days agomessage-square7fedilink
WoodScientist@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days agoRun for president on the sole platform of deliberately starting a completely unprovoked global thermonuclear war.plus-squarelemmy.worldimagemessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1imageRun for president on the sole platform of deliberately starting a completely unprovoked global thermonuclear war.plus-squarelemmy.worldWoodScientist@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square5fedilink
WoodScientist@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days agoBuy a Zamboni. Wait for a severe winter storm. While the city plows are trying to melt the ice, go out there and start thickening and polishing the ice all the way down the highway.plus-squarelemmy.worldimagemessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1imageBuy a Zamboni. Wait for a severe winter storm. While the city plows are trying to melt the ice, go out there and start thickening and polishing the ice all the way down the highway.plus-squarelemmy.worldWoodScientist@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square9fedilink
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 13 days agoLegally change your name to "Smoking". One word name, like Madonna or Cher. Then become a serial killer. Now get away with any murders on lung cancer victims, because "smoking will kill you!".message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareLegally change your name to "Smoking". One word name, like Madonna or Cher. Then become a serial killer. Now get away with any murders on lung cancer victims, because "smoking will kill you!".Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 13 days agomessage-square2fedilink
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 1 month agoThe next time you're on a crowded bus, stand up and yell MARCO!!!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareThe next time you're on a crowded bus, stand up and yell MARCO!!!plus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 months agoHow to grow the fediverseplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareHow to grow the fediverseplus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoPost-it notes printer and scannerplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squarePost-it notes printer and scannerplus-squareandrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 months agoWhere's Waldo for adults.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareWhere's Waldo for adults.plus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink