How about murderer. There aren’t any pronoun differences necessary

Birds will sometimes get fish eggs stuck to their feet, and when they try to fish isolated ponds the eggs will break free and populate the water

This is my exact first thought when I read this headline

Free drinks for lady worms

Nice of them to not disclose the settle amount. Probably something along the lines of 20k… I wish I could settle billion dollar lawsuits with a few thousand dollars.

I hope they change it to this!

M-O-U-S-E

I don’t see what kind of campaign issues they had from this link. Was it just that it was only seemingly endorsed by left leaning groups?

I don’t understand. DoorDash is stating that they are raising the pay to 30 an hour. I read two or three articles stating that delivery services are only required to pay the NYC minimum of 18. What am I missing?

I watched a video of two pit bulls mauling a thief who jumped a guys fence a while back. They were wagging their tails so hard you’d think they were about to take flight. A strange mix of maximum cute happiness and absolute terror.

Clearly it’s because the possums are overfishing their land and they have to fight back to survive

Public Transit Enjoyer -love the smell of urine at the stops and elevators -enjoy filthy music from a speaker in a fellow rider’s back pocket that is looking for confrontation -take in bit of cigarette smoke from someone who could care less and lights up in the cart.

I’ve had many good public transit experiences, when any of those happen it just sucks

That’s what they said about a compact disc

You must always remember facelikeapotato-San. Never forget.

I would absolutely love for this to happen just one time

You probably leave no tip when you eat out, right? I say that because this phrase is the one most associated with being put on the tip line on a check. Anyway, I’m not trying to attack you. It is just frustrating to hear people think some jobs are less important than others in terms of a livelihood. In my opinion it is more appropriate to point out that replacing that job with a robot allows the person replaced to do something different within their field.

That was just a rude comment to make.

All this is missing is a bold “sponsored” line

Also really squint, as in barely let any light from the image into your eye.

I started at about 5th grade

“Secretly.”

So secretly that we know about it.