Ugh, stop being so fucking helpful.
All this “sharing of informative research which could benefit the health and lives of everyone here” is pissing me off.
Who do you think you are? Some kind of caring person who isn’t stooping down to our level?
Let me die of arsenic poisoning you prick.
Here, take a penguin 🐧
It’s the best I can offer.
Fuck I’m stupid
It depends how urgent something is and who you’re contacting.
If I’m at the shops and want to know if we have something in the fridge, I’ll call whoever I know is home.
But I’ll text if I’m asking something that isn’t urgent or if I think the other person might be busy or at work.
Am I supposed to know who any of those people are?
Depends how closely it resembles them.
If it’s indistinguishable I’d take it as a compliment, otherwise I might take it as how you would prefer me to look.
It really depends on how porn/sex-positive the SO is.
If you’re just looking for spankbank material, maybe you could do a photoshoot together?
Filters are nice too, if you’re here for escapism rather than news.
I’d pay for your bodily fluid any day ;)
Not sure if it was a plasma issue or a wayland issue, but I tried it last year and had trouble with cursor locking.
Virtualbox had issues with the input being intermittent, and my mouse would move off the screen while gaming.
It might be fixed now, but I don’t plan on trying it again for another few years, because what I’m using works for me.
I would argue that unless you’re specifically trying to learn a new language, you should use whatever language you’re most effective in.
If that happens to be C++, use it.
It’s for the legal disclaimer they put on their album covers.
*NSYNC
*ʷᵉ ᵃʳᵉ ᵃ ᵇᵒʸ ᵇᵃⁿᵈ
Or even worse, they might come to lemmy!
I definitely remember seeing that on lemmy somewhere. No idea where, but you weren’t imagining it.
Edit: was it this?
They don’t put the gayification beam on at all times, otherwise it would be too obvious.
Huh? We’re talking about percentages not multiplication. Where’d the 1.1 and .9 come from?
You can blame @[email protected] for that one.
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“oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no.”
robot voice
How, It, FEELS. to Find a PENNY!
oh MY god. Wow.
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“oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no.”
robot voice
my CAT. is so, cute!
Careful, they might call you a nazi for saying that
Because puddles aren’t typically seen on walls
I know it’s only anecdotal but I was gaming at age 5, and I definitely knew the difference between games and real life.