I am shook.

I’ve never heard something so dumb in my entire life.

I’m kinda freaking out over them again. I really really can’t handle thinking about how they’re probably gone forever. I almost want to scream.

I don’t think there’s any hope for me. I’ve been on a downward spiral for almost a year now.

Just put some flour, or if you really want realism finely-ground styrofoam (because when you vaporize that shit it dead ass smells like burning styrofoam), put it in a zip loc, write “FENTANYL” on it, and throw it at cops/chuds.

Why would I ever do that? I hate everyone.

I loved the pilot. I don’t have a Netflix subscription and to sign up you need a real phone number (not a VoIP number, i.e. TextNow) and I’m sad.

Lol one time I made a baseball joke on Reddit and got permabanned for it. The king pedophiles admins know us well.

Take myself to a baseball game.

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2399

TAKBIR! TAKBIIIIIIR! ☝️

I’m sad.

I left a hilarious amount of empty drug baggies in my shack lol.

We should kill all the slugs and snails, and 90% of the worms. They offend God.

Jesus Christ you guys a fucking bee flew in my shack and I started having the cringiest panic attack trying to push my backpack out the door so I could get out I hate getting stung by bees, even though they’re the only bugs I don’t fucking hate.

You’re good. I had enough people validate me already that I kinda just thought maybe you were being tongue-in-cheek or something and shrugged and got distracted and forgot about it.

I’m genuinely asking this because I’m an oblivious idiot: what are you apologizing for?

:(

I apologize. I was trying to do a funny.

No? I just said that I agree with them in principle, but, and this was meant to be somewhat tongue in cheek, they sound kinda weird when they talk about baby penises.

I honestly legit wish this wasn’t a problem, and I know they’re acting in good faith (again, I support them).

The anti-circumcision movement has always presented kind of a problem for me; I agree with them wholeheartedly, but the way they go about it is…eh. Like I know (or really hope) they don’t protest with photos of mutilated baby dicks the way weird pro lifers show photos of aborted fetuses, but if you told me protesters at the Iowa State Capitol were holding up photos of baby foreskin I’d prrrrrobably believe you? Yeah.