lol

thank you bot

look I’m gonna be real honest with you - I go through emulation phases where I am like "I should emulate all the PS2 games I spent entire summers renting from Blockbuster every week to play when I was 12 like Destroy All Humans, War of the Monsters, Dr. Muto, FFX, P3 FES and Altered Beast " but inevitably I only do so for maybe a week and forget about them. 1.4.0 was downloaded specifically for P3 FES which I replayed right before P5 came out.

the minimum wage disney parking lot attendant watching this happen while presumably directing traffic around them:

your problem was going to a skiing lodge

“attractive renter totem pole” oh - I didn’t realize I actually had a Berserker-mode activation phrase but turns out THAT is it.

blurred some filenames that could potentially dox me but here, I’m ready to be cancelled

thanks to you I’ve been sitting here for the past 30 minutes imagining a Ben Garrison style comic where the US/Mexico border is drawn sitting in a Gräf & Stift 28 with a bloody hole through it while Greg Abbott, drawn like Wilhelm II (labeled Texas) does the in one corner and in the other there’s this:

this comparison’s even more ridiculous than the Ukraine one - are you really trying to say that Texas refusing to the let federal agents access the border is equivalent to the leader of a country getting assassinated by a separatist and subsequently drawing its allies & enemies into an 5 year long international war across half a continent…Greg Abbott’s the new Wilhelm II and Florida is obviously the Ottoman Empire. Makes sense to me!!!

Less “nothing ever happens” and more “it is ridiculous to think Texas will balkanize over what is essentially a slap-fight over immigration when the state receives ~40% of its revenue from the federal government and, among other things, has critical infrastructure fail statewide during cold snaps and is reliant on federal aid anytime a moderately strong storm forms in the gulf of Mexico” - but be sure to tag me in case I miss Abbott’s announcement of Texas’ secession from his militarized wheelchair lmao.

I never said anything like that in regard to Ukraine so frankly the comparison is pointless. Theory-crafting balkanization of the US & making cool maps is all well and good but let’s be serious about things.

I think anyone who thinks this is going to cause the US to balkanize needs to step outside for at least 3 hours. Screenshot this comment and feel free to @ me in 2-6 months when the current state of affairs has led nowhere.

I really need to read that book I will sound so fucking smart

when the leftist at the party starts shouting about Joe Biden’s empty gestures on Palestine and literally every other aspect of his administration being a simulation of long-dead democracy:

(the other user who said just to read the first 5 paragraphs of every chapter is essentially right - but anyone who can accurately reference the part of Simulations where he basically calls the renaissance and ‘renaissance men’ an act of a worldly demiurge is a better leftist than me & I submit to their superiority)

They are usually hotter than any other tendency too.

uh mods…? mods??? please delete for sectarianism; I’m way hotter than any anarchist

lmao yeah i distinctly remember being in Music Appreciation in like 2006 and our teacher playing this & the entire class basically going “wow that was shit!” so it is funny seeing the 180 this cover and Alien Ant Farm in general has gotten

no through the wire was an allegory

I’m gonna brutalize one Pokemon for every dumbass comment in this thread. Sorry comrades but I’ve already stomped a Maushold to death and that’s basically 4 pokemon in 1

I don’t pull the lever and flip off the cruel god that has trapped my loved ones on an ephemeral trolley for his or her amusement.

bold of you to think I’m “defending a 3 trillion dollar company from perfectly valid criticism” by pointing out how the pop-up can be cancelled (unlike OP’s claims that it cannot be) by clicking LITERALLY ANYWHERE lol

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