pro tip: don’t!

neeed an edit with their cute little faces on it

I’d be more like wheat thicc am I right?

Ah but that gives an illusion of rigor. Surely people wouldn’t go through all the effort for nothing, right?

No no no, seize him… And the means of production while we’re at it

You trying to tell me all the hot singles in my area aren’t actually interested in making a corn video with me?

I’m looking for a meme that I THOUGHT I saw on Hexbear but I can’t find it.

It said, “relabeling all the pictures of trains in my phone to nudes so people think I’m cool”

Anyone remember that one or did it come to me in a fever dream?

lmao owned

“Oh wow you live in Quebec too! We’re basically neighbors!”

Comrade Zeus do us a solid here

I was exhausted and hungry during a long day stuck in airports recently. Most other food locations had closed, and those that didn’t were predictably 30-40% more expensive than they should have been because “Fuck you yee sorry consumer, what are you going to do - go outside our massive state security apparatus into the car based hell we call “America” and find some decent food at a decent price? Of course not. You’re a captured market and you know it. Now pay $20 for a sandwich or else!”

I ended up trying McDonald’s for the first time in like 8 years (last ate it when I was in college) and it was just the most disgusting piss poor excuse for a meal I’ve ever had. Literally bottom of the barrel slop, worse than any other fast food restaurant I’ve been to.

Tell that to my PETUNIAS. STOP LETTING YOUR LITTLE PMC QUIVER CAT PEE ON MY YARD

That’s the implication lol

“yeah, so, they’re gonna try to bring a tractor up here to dig up the roads or whatever. your job is to shoot anyone in a tractor approaching from that direction. Don’t worry too much about it, though. We’ve got a concrete plant ready to fill a truck and patch the hole in less than 3 hours. This supply line is pretty important so we’re not going to just throw up our hands and give up due to a little bit of infrastructure damage.”

Dudes rock

I’m glad I’m not that online lmao

‘It is illegal to say “I want to kill the President of the United States”’ should be a tagline if it isn’t already

Better put that in quotes!

look at this dope ass bear