CrispyFern [fae/faer, any]

there’s a specter haunting the lemmyverse.

When I was a kid my teachers told me that Christopher Columbus discovered the earth was round and that before him everyone thought it was flat. When I was about ~13 I read a short biography of Eratosthenes and it blew my little mind.

me rn

So that’s the asshole that started it all.

I have a little gift for him:

Sink pissing

Yeah that’s right, I’m tf2 posting

Born and raised in Boston, Massachusetts, USA, the Scout is a fast-running scrapper with a baseball bat and snarky “in-your-face” attitude. He is the fastest and most mobile mercenary on the battlefield unassisted. Scout’s Double Jump helps him outmaneuver slower opponents like the Heavy and navigate the terrain while dodging oncoming bullets and projectiles. Carrying a Scattergun, Pistol, and Bat, he is an ideal class for aggressive fighting and flanking. Scout excels at “hit-and-run” tactics that sap away enemy health as his high mobility allows him to get in, do damage, and escape before being noticed. However, Scout possesses the lowest default health pool (alongside the Engineer, Sniper, and Spy), leaving him vulnerable on the front line. However, this is a fair trade-off given his ability to run in and out of contested hot spots quickly, enabling him to turn the tide of battle before the enemy team can even take notice.

Scout is a generally excellent choice for focusing on the objective. He is the only class that can capture control points and push carts at twice the normal rate. The Demoman and Soldier can only replicate this ability when equipping the Pain Train. His speed also makes him ideal for capturing intelligence briefcases.

And now I am officially out of genshin characters to post about

BTW one of the characters I posted was fake.

(and no, it wasn’t the one literally named “gaming” )

Dainsleif, sometimes shortened to Dain, is an upcoming playable character in Genshin Impact. He is the featured character for Chapter ?? of the Teyvat Chapter Storyline, which focuses on the lost kingdom of Khaenri’ah, as well as the narrator of the Collected Miscellany videos. He makes his first in-game appearance in the World Quest Bough Keeper: Dainsleif in Chapter I: Act IV - Prelude.

Dainsleif is the former knight captain of the Royal Guard of Khaenri’ah. However, he failed to prevent the destruction of Khaenri’ah 500 years ago. A curse of immortality was placed upon him so that he would forever wander Teyvat.

Dainsleif was announced to be an upcoming playable character on September 27, 2020, in the stream celebrating the global release of Genshin Impact, although he is not expected to be released for a significant amount of time. The listed name of his Vision’s element, as announced on his Chinese Character Card, is a set of indecipherable symbols

absolutely NOT!

_{:two-wolves-1:} :mystery-emote: _{:two-wolves-2:}

:mystery-emote: ^:solidarity:

^:feast-1:_:feast-2:

Wow, this is amazing technology!

Alhaitham is a playable Dendro character in Genshin Impact.

Alhaitham is a member of the Haravatat of the Sumeru Akademiya and the Akademiya’s Scribe, responsible for documenting their findings and drafting ordinances. Despite his brilliance, people within the Akademiya are perplexed by Alhaitham due to his unwillingness to aspire for higher office in spite of his egocentricity, and many have been at odds with him for his uncompromising view on rationality and the truth.

Thank you!

Stop praying for my downfall. NOW!