Henry Kissinger Reanimated After Lightning Strikes his Grave

spoiler bc long

guess i need to find a new mario kart main now

i feel like most of the ways the old games were harder were just because of annoying design decisions like xp grinding being tedious or early gyms being too hard.

During my first pokemon game the electric type gym had 2/3 pokemon immune to ground type attacks so i got steamrolled for days. solved it by being gifted an arceus at a gamestore bc i did not understand the mechanics

now that problems like that have been mostly fixed GF should stop giving every trainer less than 5 pokemon, though. it is so hard to take pokemon characters seriously when they have less than 6 pokemon. Characters in pokemon games are like “I am going to re-create the world using the power of this legendary pokemon i have dedicated my entire life to capturing. this is my life’s work that i am willing to die for, by the way i only care enough about this plan to use 4 pokemon”

i haven’t played any pokemon games since the 3ds so idk if the new games are better about this but when maxie used 4 mons for their final fight in omega ruby it was insanely funny and nonsensical

i feel like gamefreaks idea of catering to longterm fans is just adding gen 1 fanservice tbh. it doesn’t matter that the main villian has 3 pokemon in their team and games are insanely easy with no difficulty settings for people moderately good at video games … they already catered to the adults by referencing kanto or other early games a lot

how many final content patches have they released at this point

https://hexbear.net/comment/3923219

this take is so bad it needs a third thread to be honest

Kid named Nobody:

wish I could be part of that world for sure

pics

i am obsessed with tofu stir fries currently

a necessary evil for the mermaid magic that turned them into a global superpower

no more half measures walter

Under Communism, copyright will be abolished, and popular minecraft youtuber “Ethoslab” will make montages using notebook covers of popular songs again without fear of copyright strikes.

lmao

oh thank you i didn’t know that

somewhat concerned that with the increasing rise of blatant fascism in the US the definition of a “threat” worth keeping an eye on will become a group me and most other cool left wing people will be included in

right now i am using firefox with the common privacy extensions people were talking about in this thread https://hexbear.net/post/96791?scrollToComments=false

specifically privacy badger, clearurls, ublock origin, decentraleyes, user agent switcher, and facebook container

well rip me ig lol